I’ll just skip to the uptake: the best thing about “Best Bisexual Erotica vol.2″ is that even if you’re a bisexual samurai there are at least twenty pages in this book that will interest you.
Synopsis: “Bearing Two Swords”
Hiroaka, a lord/samurai megazord, receives an official-looking letter from the Shogun, with whom he’s had a disagreement about some unmentioned war. We don’t know the letter’s contents except for the word “regret,” and that whatever it’s meant to imply (which frankly I have no idea how any reader is supposed to know) drives Hiroaka to announce to his wife Lady Taeko and friend Serizawa Sachiro that he must commit seppuku to protest the Shogun’s decision (on something).
It’s then revealed that Hiroaka and Sachiro fuck sometimes (for example after the battle of Toshimitsu), right before Hiroaka says he wants to spend his last night with the people he loves. He tells Sachiro to return at sunset, and Taeko to return at midnight. They bow and exit.
Sunset arrives, and Sachiro comes to meet Hiroaka. They finally agree to disrobe each other (like pouring sake, it is rude to do it for yourself when someone else is around) and lie there kind of hugging. After they get a bit aroused, they start wrestling (I guess maybe because they’re samurais). Sachiro is victorious and goes ahead and starts fucking Hiroaka in the ass, pretty much right up until the guard announces midnight. Taeko is already waiting outside (reader gets impression of order and efficiency that one might characterize as samurai).
Taeko comes in wearing a silk kimono and they hang out on the tatami mat. This encounter is notably more amorous and doesn’t involve any wrestling. They fuck in the moonlight and both come, and presently Sachiro walks in (again with the samurai efficiency). Taeko, the modest, kimono-wearing wife of a samurai she is, yelps and grabs Hiroaka to cover herself. Sachiro tells them, solemnly, that they are the two people that he loves most in the world (I’m guessing a reader at this point will tend to guess that he means they should fuck, and stuff).
Queue bisexual threesome action (”Let us all be as happy as we can”). Sachiro fucks Taeko a bit, and then Hiroaka considers fucking Sachiro (”Even though he had lost the wrestling match, it was now over…”) but instead edges away from them on the futon and watches. They all fall asleep. Morning arrives and Hiroaka slices his own guts out. That’s pretty much the extent of the detail that’s given re:that.
Haven’t read “Suck-You-Bus”, or “Cirque du Trois”, or “Married Ladies have Sex in the Bathroom”, or “The Naughty Nuns of Saint-Sulpice” yet.
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