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Der Methodische Mann

Hi, I’m Method Man.  Not long after I started calling myself Method Man did I begin to have a great respect for everything that I encountered in life that was more methodical than I.  I think we all know that the German people are extremely methodical, not to mention civilized.  This, and the rich culture [...]

Britney Spears wants to star in another movie. She’s currently reviewing a script of a movie in which she’d play a modern-day german jew who goes back in time and falls in love with a concentration camp prisoner.
Offensive for some people, probably. But the movie itself is just one thing. Then there’s [...]

I’ll just skip to the uptake: the best thing about “Best Bisexual Erotica vol.2″ is that even if you’re a bisexual samurai there are at least twenty pages in this book that will interest you.
Synopsis: “Bearing Two Swords”
Hiroaka, a lord/samurai megazord, receives an official-looking letter from the Shogun, with whom he’s had a disagreement about [...]

Yesterday my mind spontaneously saw Nastia Liukin and ANTM contestant Katarzyna. But that was September 24th (the past) and every day is full of internet-induced flashbacks. Today’s came courtesy of Chris. “Don’t dis the arpeggi,” he says.

It was 1996, and I was a fleece-wearing weekly-showered lad who just didn’t fit in with [...]

I am going to put this picture of Johann Bernoulli on my wall.

Why? Well, not only is he a beautiful wig-wearing man, but he’s a famous mathematician. His image will remind me every day that we all have potential for greatness, even if we don’t have crazy eyes or are still alive. [...]

This blog begins with a pasta commercial. *Dim Lights*

I don’t think we’ve heard the whole story here. Everything seems so perfect, right? I mean, Barilla Plus, hot sister, such a good mum, random hawt italian guy, dad who stays out of everything which is for the best frankly, quiet contended kids, a [...]